Charlie Sheen vs. Chuck Norris

With the recent revelation that Charlie Sheen has tiger's blood, fire-breathing fists, and is "an F-18 bro, and [I] will destroy you in the air", the topic must be addressed: would Charlie Sheen be a worthy opponent of the almighty Chuck Norris?

Friday, March 04, 2011

A New Drug

"I am on a drug," Sheen told ABC. "It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body."

This answers yet another timeless question: What was in that chalice that the Nazi drank from in Raiders of the Lost Ark? Clearly, he was drinking Elixer of Charlie Sheen.

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Who would win in a no-holds-barred fight?